OK, you’re right, I’ll be more specific – the torturous and twisted, unpredictable and demon-possessed electrical system as designed by British Leyland.
The British population, as a whole, are largely innocent. Which is more than can be said about the situation with the demon-possessed US administration at the moment.
In the “did you know” department… the Mini’s original sliding windows storage (map) pockets in the hollow doors were designed to fit a bottle of Gordon's Gin
In the early 60’s mini cooper S used a hydrolastic system (fluid suspension system) that was a wondrous thing to experience the failure of while trapped in the back seat as both rear wheels threw themselves violently up into the wheel wells and with a noise like a hundred screaming ghouls, filled the car with so much smoke as to not be able to the seat in front of me.
Yes, I do love my mini. We have been through a lot. A sort of Stockholm Syndrome thing. (more racism)