OMG I freaking give up.
My copy of BM just got here from Amazon UK (Im in Los Angeles) and the record cover is bent and creased and the record itself is warped.
shipped from the UK in a very thin "frustration free" packaging.
I dont know - Im pretty damn "frustrated".
edit: Amazon UK site says they will refund and I dont have to return the item. So apart from the international purchase credit card charge - I have a free bent cover and warped copy of white vinyl Black Mirror.
yay?
edit 2: by the way, thank you all for putting up with my venting. Anyone is welcome to PM me and express their frustrations about anything. I promise to give a sympathetic ear. 